Tuesday, April 21, 2009

That is one Bad Ass.....


Ride you got there boyeeee!!!


This shout out goes to my boy Ref Philz!! One bad ass Ref with a bad ass ride.

Straight outta Boston, comes the the Boston Derby Dames Head Ref!!

He missed most of April on account of Rain, but he's hauling ass into the spot light now.

This dude is everyone's favorite Ref. He's everywhere you go! He'll be at ECE in June and if your in Wilmington, MA on May 16th, be sure to head to the Shriners to see him tame the dames!

There's not enough words to describe how simply "Bad Ass" it is to see a derby ref blazing down the road on one of these mutha's!

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http://www.bostonderbydames.com/ - Main Page for Boston Derby Dame Info

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

And so can you!

If you're a freshie to the world of voluptuous Rear Bumpers.

Here's a few tips:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Butt-Bigger

Basically, you just have to do squats. The wiki-how tells you to wear more flattering clothes or heals as well as squats.

But seriously, having a great butt is way easier and healthier than getting bigger boobs. Unless you're pre pubescence era.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Miss March!!


Show some love for Miss March!!! This lady has a rump that no one can get around! In her own words, “the back row cutie with the killer patootie”

You might remember her from such films as “Rump Elle Stiltskin”, “Butt on a Wire”, and “I Leave A Legend Behind”

Coming out of New York, Ida Feltersnatch has a Beauty of a Behind. I can’t imagine trying to get around this one in a pack. And I’m sure she’s got the moves to back it up!

Show love for this Derby Beauty Booty!

Ida Feltersnatch #8
http://hellionsoftroyrollerderby.com/
myspace.com/hellionsoftroy



xoxo
Butt Love
Tank’D Girl

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Open For Nominations!!!

If you know of a Bad Ass, Grrrrrreat Ass, Onion Butt, or and Inspiration Ass, please send me your nomination!!!

Requirements:

1. An Ass of some sort. A rump a mother would be proud of.

2. A photograph! Tasteful PLEASE! Your mother might be reading blog!!

3. And lastly, Why this Nominee deserves to be in the Ass Hall of Fame!!

and so it begins.....

nhrd.tankd@gmail.com

Friday, March 13, 2009

An Introduction....


To the Ass Hall of Fame!


Here are the best Derby Ass's in the bid-ness or someone with a genuinely nice bottom! This could turn into a porn site, butt I won't let it! I will keep it as clean and nice as possible.


I want to share the pride I have in my body with everyone! Srsly!! And I think you should too!!


Sometimes, I look at my butt and say, "why am I still single?" For real, it's a beautiful thing.

-Tank